The Money Makers

Sales pages + emails that generate profits fatter than cousin Po.

Skadoosh

The Money Makers are direct response and conversion copywriter pandas who have a knack for developing sales copy that reads and sound exactly like you wrote it.

But not the you-when-you’re-trying-to-write-sales-copy you (aka your robotic corporate clone or mirror-unverse snake oil salesman alternate self). The I-got-chatting-with-this-person-at-the-beach-and-kinda-accidentally-sold-them-my-services you.

They Money Makers use traditional direct response and conversion copywriting techniques, like talking to your audience and message mining, to figure out exactly what your audience needs to hear from you.

Hey! I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my number. WHEN CAN I WORK WITH YOU?!!

And then they use those exact same tools on your own material to find the place where your audience’s needs meet your message and your voice.

They weave the two together seamlessly, so your sales copy makes your customers feel like you’re reading their fucking minds. Like you’ve looked into the depths of their souls and you understand what they’re going through

And you know how to fix it.

It’s high-octane sales copy. The kind that sells like hotcakes, because it speaks directly to your client’s deepest wants and desires. 

And that also sounds like it came from your own mouth.

How it works

1. a) We meet up for a 1.5 – 2 hour deep dive interview. We go into the heart of your copy, your messaging, your product, your audience, and your launch or funnel structure.

2. a) We scurry off to do some sleuthing (read: research) on your audience, your message, and more.

2. b) We meet up again to discuss our proposed outline and messaging structure, and you approve it within 24 hours.

3) We head off into the panda cave to craft your wickedly effective (but still oh-so-you-sounding) sales copy.

4) 5 days later, check your inbox! Your copy will be ready and waiting for you. We’ll schedule your Q&A call to go over any revisions, questions, or implementation questions you have. 

Package Options

Money-Making Emails

Includes:
  • 2-hour deep dive messaging call
    • Email sequence outline
    • Messaging check-in meeting (so you know we’re on the same page)
  • Up to 5 sales emails, fully formatted and ready to plug into your email service provider
    • 3 “Last chance!” reminder emails
    • Video walkthrough with mp3 audio file so you know what we did and why
    • 1 round of light edits
  • The Space Panda Revision guide (so you can fix all those minor spots where Kat’s Canadian accent slipped through)
  • 30 minute Q&A call to go over any questions about messaging, revision, or implementation.
  • 30 days email support for any questions that come up when implementing your email sequence.

USD $2497

Money-Making Sales Page

Includes:
  • 2-hour deep dive messaging call
    • Sales page outline
    • Messaging check-in meeting (so you know we’re on the same page)
  • 1 long form sales page
    • Wireframe so you know exactly how to display your copy
    • Video walkthrough with mp3 audio file so you get what we did and why
    • 1 round of light edits
  • The Space Panda Revision guide (so you can fix all those minor spots where Kat’s Canadian accent slipped through)
  • 30 minute Q&A call to go over any questions about messaging, revision, or implementation.
  • 30 days email support for any questions that come up when implementing the page.

USD $3997

Happy customers:

Kat, you performed a borderline miracle with this email sequence: I’m pretty sure I’m ready to buy this damn product, and I’m the friggin creator. THANK YOU. You helped me create a solid 5-figure launch that had a (roughly) 8% conversion rate on a $2k product. Jason Connell

Founder, Ignited Leadership

Dude! Do you just shit miracles or something? This freaking ROCKS!

Mike Harris

Transformation Catalyst for Entrepreneurial Leaders

I’m convinced! I need the Money Makers!

FAQs

When do I have to make my payment? Do you have payment plans?

For a Money-Makers session, we require a non-refundable deposit of 50% of the package price up front in order to hold your slot. The remainder of your balance is due upon delivery of the copy. You can always book a call with us or email Pig the Unicorn if you have questions.

How quickly can I speak with you?

Check my calendar here and book a time here. 

What happens if I don't like the copy you create?

Tbh, that hasn’t happened yet. And I have guidelines in place to make sure we’re creating copy you’re okay with. That’s why we have a messaging session in the middle, where we go over the outline and the proposed messaging. You’ll be able to give feedback at that point and we’ll find that middle ground of effective message that also sounds like you. 

 There is one round of light revisions included with the package, and if you require further edits you can purchase a package of 2 extra rounds of revisions for $597 USD. 

5 days?! Geez you work fast...

Yes, we do. Because you deserve great copy now. And the longer we take with it, the longer it will be before you can start selling.  However…we can’t work at this speed alone. During these projects we need input and feedback from you. Which means we need to be a top priority in your inbox. If you can’t commit to reviewing documents for our meetings within 24 hours, this service will not be a good fit for you.

Do you do websites?

No. We only do sales copy — specifically sales pages and sales emails. If you need help with your website, go check out Satya at Zag. She’s a website genius and worth every penny.

Okay, I’m in. How do I book you?

Click here to book a call and we’ll get started!

Still have questions?